Cadillac Escalade

A friend of mine sent the following

"Thanks to Obama, luxury cars are soon to be a thing of the past. They have always been beyond my means but I took out a Cadillac Escalade last week for a test drive, just to drive that sucker before they become extinct.
The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and all it's wonderful options.
The seats were of particular interest.
He explained the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed coolair to your butt in the summer heat.
I stated the car must be a Republican car.
He asked why I thought it was a Republican car.
I explained if it were a Democrat car, the seats would blow smoke up your ass."

However, I find the above statement fairly inaccurate. See a republicans would be the one blowing smoke up your ass. The democrats car would come around afterward and tax you for the smoke, regulate the smoke, and would then charge you a clean up fee and community service for the smoke. Afterward the democratic car and republican car would go out to lunch together and use your money to find new ways to extort more money from you.